Yesterday was just one of those days.
Firstly–I hate having to wake up and drive 50 minutes to work in the cold and the dark and the snow.
Secondly–this is infinitely more difficult on a Monday.
Thirdly–this is even harder when the preceeding three days are spent in Las Vegas, painting the town and gorging one’s self on sunshine and shopping (stories and pics of shoes forthcoming, I promise.)
That being said, I was surprisingly cheerful upon arriving at work, this mood lasted approximately 5 minutes. Vladd is diabetic, right? So the first thing I do in the morning is check his blood sugar to make sure he’s where he’s supposed to be. So I went into his room, like I always do, signed good morning, like I always do, and let him know it was time for his test…again, like I always do. That’s where the normal routine ended. Before I could complete this test (which I have down to 37 seconds or something), Vladd started vomiting.
It was all over him (thankfully missing me), all over the floor, the bed….ugh. No bueno. So, I cleaned that up as best I could, and then tested his blood only to find it astronomically high. As in, four times higher than it was supposed to be. FOUR TIMES HIGHER! HOLY SWEAR WORDS AND WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO! I kind of panicked. I hoped that the stress of throwing up had spiked it temporarily, so I gave him a glass of water and waited 10 minutes (while I continued to clean up vomit) and checked it again. It was a titch lower, but still three times higher than normal. In case you have not picked up on this yet…this is a rotten way to start your morning. For me and for him.
The rest of the day has consisted of my cleaning vomit out of couches, carpet, more bedding, clothing, hardwood floors and spending an hour and a half waiting for doctors to tell me that my instincts (more fluids, lots of rest, keep checking his blood sugar–and praying to every diety imaginable that it would be slightly lower than last time) were correct. Um. Excuse me? Couldn’t you have mentioned that AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO! If these instincts are so correct, couldn’t the nurse who answered the phone have been a bit on the helpful side instead of prophesying doom and gloom and encouraging me to bring him in to the E.R.? Ugh. I’m still bugged about this. Note: this kind of frustration does not help a bad day become anything but more frustrating.
That being said, I had big plans to tell you all about my Vegas vacation, the shoes that were purchased, the parties attended (and the shoes worn to said parties), the shows seen…but, well, those plans were drowned in Lysol and carpet cleaner before 8:30 am. So, you’ll just have to wait another day…like, tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow will be all about the shoes and the shopping and then some more shoes.
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Ew. Shudder. It’s nasty enough cleaning up your own kid’s puke–I mean, at least they are a part of you so the nastiness level goes down a titch. Your experience sounds horrifying. Here’s a badge and a cookie for your bravery.
Comment by Megs 2010 January 26 @ 8:17 amPoor both of you! There are few things I despise more than cleaning vomit. Yuck.
Comment by Heather W 2010 January 26 @ 8:47 amOooh, this sucks! So glad your instinct was right and that he was OK. I hope today is better all around!
Comment by Jess 2010 January 26 @ 9:56 amYep you did good the best thing is not to panic usually if they are high they just want to sleep it off but if they vomit you have to look out for the enevitable low sugar in a few hours later! I think you managed admirally seeya hugya g
Comment by Grungedandy 2010 January 26 @ 1:01 pmGive a girl the correct footwear and she can conquer the world”
Comment by Kym 2010 January 26 @ 1:10 pm-Bette Midler
Even cleaning up someone else’s throw up!
Comment by Kym 2010 January 26 @ 1:13 pmUgh, that is an awful day. But, you know, no medical professional in their right mind will give advice over the phone if something sounds remotely wrong. Especially if they aren’t familiar with the patient. Because, what if something awful happens. They do not want to be held liable for giving advice such as stay put, give fluids and keep monitoring. But, that’s ok. You need a scapegoat for your bad day, so you take it out on those nurses (I promise I’ll cover Sweets’ eyes, so he can’t read this!).
Comment by SoMi's Nilsa 2010 January 26 @ 1:23 pmHope you and Vladd are both having a better day today.
Comment by Stacy 2010 January 26 @ 2:28 pmThat sounds really really awful. Hope today is better, and I hope Vladd will not be vomiting again any time soon
Comment by Karen 2010 January 26 @ 3:30 pmI’m MUCH more excited to hear about shoes than vomit. Just sayin’.
Comment by nancypearlwannabe 2010 January 26 @ 8:17 pm