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Sometimes, I hate being a girl
2008 March 6, 12:31 pm
Filed under: All about me

There are certain inherent aspects of girliness that quite appeal to me.  I can talk my way out of almost any traffic ticket.  The guys at my favorite sandwich place regularly give me a free soda or an extra little bit of pasta salad with my lunch.  The parking attendant at my office building will always raise the parking arm for me before I have to roll down my window and swipe my badge.  I have never paid to have those little dents and cracks in my windshield fixed, and there are quite a few of them, and they are all fixed.  Thank you Nice Guy at Technaglass.  While attending a business expo (yesterday) I managed to initiate more conversations than many of the more seasoned sales-people in our booth; compliment a woman on her shoes or her dress and she’ll stop and chat; smile at a man and say hello and he’ll stop and chat.  More chatting leads to more deals, which leads to more commission checks, which leads to more shoes.  It’s a beautiful cycle, really.

However, there are a handful of things about being a girl that I absolutely cannot stand.  And if I could somehow surgically remove those parts from myself I would have had that done ages ago. 

I hate that sometimes I freak out about something small and turn it into something much bigger than it ever had to be. 

I hate that sometimes I can’t explain the tears running down my face.  (This always, usually, preferably happens in the private of my shower and not somewhere like my bosses office, or on a date, or -heaven forbid- at Starbucks or something.) 

I hate that there are days that I just want to stay in my pajamas and read a book.  (Usually, I am only afforded this luxury on Saturdays or Sunday mornings…and sometimes I want to stay in my jammies on a Wednesday, ya know?) 

I hate that the mechanic never tells me exactly what is going on with my car, and I hate that even if he did I wouldn’t understand what he was talking about.

I hate that I don’t know as much about the political candidates as I would like, and I hate that I don’t particularly care.  Yet.  (Don’t worry, by November I will have everything down pat.)

I hate that once a month, for three days I have to pop Advil and Motrin like M&M’s… and I hate that M&M’s don’t just give me the same results as Motrin. 

I hate that I build protective walls around myself when I get nervous or scared about a situation; and I hate that I am so far behind on un-building them.

I hate that sometimes I can’t open the stupid pickle jar, no matter how many tactics I choose to employ.  (Coincidentally, I do NOT hate pickles; Vlasic kosher baby dills… I eat them by the dozen.)

I hate that I hate taking out the garbage.  Admittedly, sometimes I just tie up the bag and don’t take it out to the street. 

I hate that sometimes I can’t define my emotions.

I hate that when I am unsure of how I’m feeling I start to withdraw completely so I don’t get blindsided.

I hate that my withdrawing my own feelings sometimes hurts other people.

I hate that sometimes I say things that are true and important to me, but hurt other people’s feelings, and I hate that I feel like I have to apologize for telling the truth. 

And I really hate that, for whatever reason, I can’t seem to be ok with the fact that sometimes, I am a girl.

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I think this is a really great post. Except that I don’t think political apathy is gendered. Or at least, I hope not. I know lots of women who care quite a bit about politics and lots of men who don’t at all.

But the rest of it… totally true.

Comment by Jess

De-lurking to tell you; I could’ve written this post. It’s all completely true. Thanks for sharing!

And I promise to get through today without having to swallow tears in my bosses office…

Comment by Pocklock

The mechanic one is totally me, and I hate it. I always have a friend “on call” whenever I go to the mechanic so that I can be like, “Just a minute, I need to make a call,” when the guy tells me that they need to replace the whooseewhatsit and it’ll cost me holyheckareyoukidding. But I can check my oil!

Comment by RA

Lovely post today. :)

Might I add that it’s really only traditionally attractive and confident girls like you who get all those freebies as a result of being a girl. I remember once I went to Taco Bell with you and LaNae, and the guy gave us our food for free, and I was like, so THAT’S what it’s like to be an attractive blonde! Cause seriously, none of those things you talked about ever happens to me. Not that I feel bad or anything. But it’s a nice perk you got.

As for that time of the month thing. I decided that I hate it and don’t want to have it so often, so I take three birth control packs one after another without taking the placebo week, and then I just have about 4 periods a year. Much more manageable to me.

Comment by Sra

so very very very true. all of it…for me though especially with the crying…i hate that i can’t explain to boyfriend why sometimes i just want to be left alone. That sometimes…i just want to not talk to anyone including him because i need to get lost in my own thoughts and just…be sad for a little while if for no reason other than it’s cathartic.

Comment by legallyheidi

You know, I am a feminist and everything, but I will never take out the garbage. Next fall, I am living alone and I have actually had the thought, “Damn! If I live alone I will ALWAYS have to be the one to take out the garbage.”

Comment by Laurel

Ditto!

My two cents: part of this is because our society doesn’t appreciate femaleness enough!

Comment by Jen

Oh I should say that many, most of the things you hate about being a girl is just human things and not very “girlie”, a part of a personality that makes you you, and most of us struggle with things we (and perhaps others too) concider being flaws. But at least we acknowledge them, one of these days we can most probably work them out:)

Oh I too can obsess about small things and make them in to something huge, but I’m just so much better at not making a terrible big deal about them than I was. There’s hope:)

I think wanting to stay in bed reading a book is a VERY healthy quality!

Comment by Pia

I think you pretty much summed up all my reasons of hating being a girl sometimes too. I really wish I knew more about cars…and politics, oy.

Comment by katelin

i hate that i can relate to EVERY SINGLE thing you wrote. bc they’re all the sucky things about being a girl and we can’t get away from them!

great post.

Comment by Michelle & the City

I hate that my breasts and you-know-what will never, ever be quite the same because I had a baby. (Totally not my daughter’s fault though!) What’s more, I am totally pissed at other women for NOT warning me!!!

Comment by Leslie

Hint for opening jars that works almost all of the time:
1. Use knife to bang around whole outside edge of lid.
2. Turn jar upside down and slam down very hard on countertop.

Try it; it works!

Comment by Melanie

AMEN!

Comment by Sarah

A big TRU DAT! to being emotional and not knowing how to navigate that. That’s like, every freakin day for me.

Comment by Larissa

Its funny that some of the things you hate about being a girl are the reasons I love being a girl. ha!

However, I do agree with you on 90% of them…

Comment by Hannah

Amen, sister. And once-a-month I crave chocolate donuts and crunchy cheese doodles. WHY?

Comment by Molly

National Politics at a Glance:
By Kiersten

McCain has a bad temper and is very militaristic. As far as Republicans go, he’s fairly moderate. Because of this, he’ll probably try to choose a very conservative VP to make nice with the Christian right. He has made a lot of enemies in the Senate because, quite frankly, he has cussed a lot of people out. But he might be able to work with Democrats better simply because he is more moderate.

There is talk of him choosing Huckabee for VP, which would be a nightmare. Huckabee is crazy. He wanted to start an AIDS colony, and force everyone infected to live separate from society. He is also a religious bigot. Do we really want someone like that in office when relations with Muslim countries are already so tenuous?

Hillary is a political genius. After losing twelve straight primaries, she finally won three–but didn’t gain any ground on Obama, since the delgates they each won were practically equal. So, even after this, even though she is still technically losing, she started talking about accepting Obama as her VP. WHAT?? Think of it in political terms–everyone has been talking about how she should bow out, then she takes this one ounce of momentum and starts talking like she is clearly going to win it all, and be magnanimous to Obama at the same time. Brilliant! She might win by sheer force of will. She’s also an old Democrat party favorite, which could help her with the Super Delegates (random people who will, in the end, choose the Democratic candidate because the state elections are too divided to give the number of delegates needed to secure the candidacy). However, the problem with Hillary is that she is super divisive. She’s made a career of attacking Republicans (vast right-wing conspiracy, anyone?) and so they will try everything they can to block her from accomplishing anything while in office. In a matchup between her and McCain, the all important independent voters will probably side with McCain, losing it for her.

Hillary’s latest main argument against Obama is that he doesn’t have the experience to deal with a national emergency. But what experience does she have? She has two terms in the Senate to Obama’s one–and serving in the Senate is a far cry from being Commander-in-Chief. Her husband was president, but the only national crises they really dealt with were the ones he created. So, their arguments about experience don’t really amount to much. Yes, she has been playing the politics games for decades more than he has, but I don’t really think that’s a good thing.

Obama is a fantastic public speaker and has been able to mobilize young voters–a group that has been very uninvolved in the past few elections. He speaks mainly about change, his mantra being “Yes, we can!” He tries to provide a message of hope, that he will stop business as usual in Washington and actually do some good in the world. This is probably all talk, but it sounds nice. He might not have enough connections in Washington to be able to get much done. This is the same problem that Carter ran into–he didn’t know how to play the game.

In Obama’s favor (in my opinion) is his very internationally minded policies. The policy of America first at all costs has been costing us quite a bit lately, and I hope that he would be able to change that. Also in Obama’s favor is the fact that, in a matchup with McCain, independents would favor Obama, giving him the edge.

Regardless, the race to the Democratic nomination is going to be long and it’s going to be close. My gut tells me Hillary will win, but I really hope that Obama does. I’m tired of Clintons and Bushes. Whoever wins the Democratic nomination, it will be a very close race to win the office.

Wild card? Ralph Nader has once again decided to screw everything up and run as an independent. For those of you who remember, he is the reason that Kerry lost to good old W. He manages to sap away just enough votes to hurt one side. It’s the same thing that Perot did when George the first was up for re-election against Clinton. He took just enough votes for Clinton to win.

Now you are politically informed. (Granted, I am hardly unbiased, but such is politics.)

Comment by Kiersten

Also, the shower is the best place in the world to cry.

Comment by Kiersten

Yeah, I’d have to agree with a ton of those. Especially opening those stupid jars. I hate things that make me feel weak and helpless. As for being politically informed, however, I don’t think that’s a gender issue, since I know lots of women who are politically informed and many men who are not. But then, that’s where I live. Maybe it’s different in your area. Oh, and I love how you mentioned that it’s easier, in many ways, for women to network because we’re nonthreatening. But I really don’t like that men are automatically given more respect.

Comment by Caryn

I have to agree with most of these… And add some more as well (I;m just to jet-lagged to come up with them at the moment)

Comment by Z

I feel exactly the same way about almost every single word you wrote there. I am definitely glad I’m not a boy – but it’s a shock to realise that sometimes, “girly” stereotypes are actually part of my makeup and inescapable. The crying for no good reason thing, especially.

Comment by Allie

It’s a good thing that I hate pickles. Actually, this whole opening jar business affects much more than just pickles and is very frustrating. I still always try and try and try my hardest before giving up and letting Nick swoop in like it was nothing. Of course, I still contend that I always loosen it up for him first.

Comment by angela

how come you say this better than i could imagine?

Comment by Erica Thomas

What a great post. And I’m not sure some of these are just because you’re a girl…some people are just more emotional…or stronger…or weaker…then others.

You, my friend, are a strong person! Thanks for sharing.

Comment by Isabel

Sometimes I hate that I make up a weight (a much, much lighter weight) to put on my drivers license because I am a girl. Thanks for posting such a true but funny but a little sad post.

Comment by just corby

Take a churchkey type of can opener (you know, the one with the pointy bit) and break the suction on the jar. It will then surrender its contents to you willingly.

Thanks for writing this post. I love being a girl most of the time, but hate how mechanics would talk to my ex even when I was STANDING RIGHT THERE.

I will marry the next man who takes the trash to the curb unbidden though….

Comment by Kathy




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